Kalamazoo Michigan the evasive Jonathan Allen Patty was spotted alongside acomplice Brooke Weber on New Years eve and aprehended until new years day. Suspect weighed in at 154 pounds, semi long hair, probably hasn’t had it cut since Los Angeles. The couple was spotted with a 12 pack of Leinenkugels fireside nut brow ale, and a jewelery making kit. They were driving a 1980’s silver volvo that rode low to the ground. For more updates, susscribe to this blog or like antfarmla on facebook!
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